The
prankster, the hedgehog and Mr. Green
Life was once simple, unsophisticated and often hard, with
country folk always keen to find new ways to pass what idle
moments they had. Nothing if not inventive, they were even
able to make use of everyday items from the world of work
that surrounded them. One such piece of equipment was the
trial rod. This was used to attract samples of clay from the
kiln at fixed times during the salt glazing process to check
its progress. Long, flexible and made of steel, and with a
hook at one end, it clearly held promise for mischievous minds!
The old village of Bardon Mill consisted of a single storey,
heather thatched cottages, their chimney stacks a tempting
target for a practical joker like Big John. Using his considerable
height and the lengthy trial rod, he found that he could easily
reach the chimney pots of most houses in the village. At a
loose end one night Big John and hid his brother Isaac found
a handy hedgehog. Attaching it to the hook on the end of the
trial rod they carefully dropped the poor beast down Mr. Green's
chimney. It's not difficult to picture the scene inside. Soot,
smoke, shocked screams and a thoroughly disorientated hedgehog
disturbing a quiet night by the fireside. Oddly, Mr Green
didn't get the joke. Hearing loud laughter outside he burst
through the front door and let fly with a barrel load of birdshot
in the general direction of the hilarity. Big John and Isaac
took to their heels, their escape hindered by the long steel
rod catching the ground as they fled. Finally finding refuge
behind the Mill wall, their evening's excitement ended with
Big John picking lead shot from behind his brothers ear with
a penknife. There is no record of the fate of the hedgehog.
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