The
Doctor and Miss Hinemarch's will
In Victorian times, glazed garden edging was a popular product
of the mill. You've probably seen it in old, established gardens,
its twisted rope effect doing an attractive job of retaining
flower beds and bordering paths. It was always a difficult
product to fire, so production was discontinued.... until
the visit of the undertaker from Haltwhistle with a request
the management just couldn't refuse. It transpired that Miss
Hinemarch, who had recently died, had left instructions in
her will that her grave should be enclosed in Bardon Mill
rope edging. Careful old lady that she was, she left sufficient
funds to pay for it. Faced with such a plea from beyond the
grave, the required edging was produced, installed and the
bill settled. That, all concerned supposed, was the end of
the matter. A few weeks later, however, the Haltwhistle doctor
appeared looking for the very same rope edging. When told
that it was no longer available he protested that some had
been produced for Miss Hinemarch. That was his big mistake.
Although the special circumstances of Miss Hinemarch's will
were explained to him, he demanded the same treatment, only
to be told with a wry smile, that he could certainly have
his rope edging.....as soon as he qualified as Miss Hinemarch
did! To find out how this story ends, have a look in the Haltwhistle
cemetery and count the graves bordered in glazed rope edging.
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